There are websites out there where you can find the address of your next jailhouse babe. It’s chock-full of girls your mother warned you about. What is surprising is some of the girls are actually kinda hot looking. You know, hot in a psychotic kind of way! It is hard to believe that girls can be just as bad as boys when it comes to the felony department. But I know first hand they can be deadly.
The most famous prison babe of late, was Casey Anthony was released when she was acquitted all the serious charges against her. While she was a jail babe she had a long list of suitors sending her money for her inmate trust account so she could order makeup, moon pies, chips, soda, and beef jerky. While in the pokey, Casey Anthony was receiving more cards and letters than almost all of the other inmate combined. I am one of the few that actually believed Casey was innocent from the beginning. Now it turns out that even the state’s witnesses are coming out of the woodwork saying that what was testified on the court was not what really happened. Can you say, over-zealous prosecutors?
There are of course are some really bad girls out there, the natural-born killers who have been convicted of killing their boyfriend or husband. Sometimes I do feel sorry for some of them because it was the only escape they felt they could get from the torture of physical and verbal abuse they were being the victims of. It’s too bad that each state has such different laws about women who kill their abusers. In one state a woman can be convicted of life in prison for killing her lover and then less than a mile away, if she committed the same crime across state lines, she would have walked away as a hero for stopping a predator. That is just one of the many issues with our justice system that needs to be fixed.
Then there are stories about jail babes who claim they were in the wrong place at the wrong time. For example, Renee Poole was an extremely good-looking young exotic dancer from South Carolina who was on the beach rekindling a romance with her husband on their wedding anniversary, when a masked gunman ambushed the couple during their love-making. The masked man shot and killed Renee’s husband Brent. Because Renee wasn’t hurt during the ambush, police surmised she must have been involved in the crime. Now Renee sits in the Leah Correctional facility for the rest of her natural life. The was a TV show about Renee Poole’s crime and you can watch it here on Hulu. I for one believe in Renee’s innocence.
So maybe you are looking at your last chance for romance and want a jailhouse babe for your own. So where do you find them? You can check out CowTown, and there is a complete list of jailhouse babes from every state that you can take on as your next pen pal. Click on this to check them out.
Ok, if you want to get your bad girl fix on now you know where to go. And sorry you must correspond with your favorite jail babe through snail mail as very few jails allow inmates access to computers – it’s a security risk. I guess the warden is worried they might be reading my blog and corrupting their criminal minds. You can thank me later.
Have a great day!